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the-absolute-best-gifs: You know, when you have kids and you...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:25:20 -0400

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:44:57 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:30:07 -0400

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:27:39 -0400

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.”

thegoddamazon: death-or-exile: WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:17:40 -0400

thegoddamazon:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

FUCKING AMAZING

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Thu, 16 May 2013 10:26:59 -0400

thex-kid: unicow-nak-nak: hallowedhorrors: skindeap: 8-inch...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:26:17 -0400

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

mikkomiks: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:25:51 -0400

mikkomiks:

    There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

    On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

    Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

    It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

    Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

    Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

    Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

    Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

    “You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

    The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

    “When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

laughingstation: underthenarniansun: cafhin: niknak79: That...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:23:22 -0400

laughingstation:

underthenarniansun:

cafhin:

niknak79:

That is just pure evil

Oh god why

I’m slowly dying just because of this picture.

More FUNNY POST here!

freshorphresh: Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:36:39 -0400

freshorphresh:

Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.

theedgeoftheexplosion: snailymason: odditiesoflife: Neon...

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:58:26 -0400

theedgeoftheexplosion:

snailymason:

odditiesoflife:

Neon Waterfalls

An ongoing series of lit waterfalls titled Neon Luminance is part of a collaboration between artists Sean Lenz and Kristoffer Abildgaarg. The duo dropped high-powered Cyalume glow sticks in a variety of colors into various waterfalls in Northern California and then made exposures varying from 30 seconds to 7 minutes to capture the submerged trails of light as the sticks moved through the current. To accomplish some of the more complicated shots, they strung several sticks together at once to create different patterns of illumination.

Wow!

badass

iampetershervheim: roberteugenebradley: bestrooftalkever: cool...

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:58:12 -0400

iampetershervheim:

roberteugenebradley:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

Today has been great. We can all go to bed, the day is finished.

It kept getting better and better as I read.

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:54:46 -0400

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:17:49 -0400

Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi

redandbluebowties: squiddlediddlez: denies all marriage...

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:15:24 -0400

redandbluebowties:

squiddlediddlez:

denies all marriage proposals unless they’re one of these

Engagement rings done right

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:25:00 -0400

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

kittenball: starkindustriesamm: cthulhu-with-a-fez: the-consul...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:29:26 -0400

kittenball:

starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT OH GOD

inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower: supermerwholockandthefishes: f...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:28:42 -0400

inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower:

supermerwholockandthefishes:

forsciencejohn:

I AM SO HAPPY THIS POST EXISTS

jesus christ look at martin. he looks so pedophilic. and johnny depp just doesnt look like johnny depp. thank god for puberty.

Martin Freeman pretty much looks exactly the same….. he really hasn’t changed that much….

thisdrews: kirakurry: joechacho: expressiontime: well thanks...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:26:58 -0400

thisdrews:

kirakurry:

joechacho:

expressiontime:

well thanks now Im cryin

this just made me kinda emotional i has a sad now

Why

The dog died, hell no